Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
He kissed a someone with a penis
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Semen is not good for contacts.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Randomize
