If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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