Jerry, you need to find god
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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