we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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