so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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