Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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