Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
