We're facebook friends in real life
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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