All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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