Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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