I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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