do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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