I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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