If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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