yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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