guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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