every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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