where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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