she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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