you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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