Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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