I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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