You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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