JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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