i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The adults are the big ones right?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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