On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
her facebook's as public as her vagina
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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