pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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