She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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