He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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