no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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