would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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