in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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