after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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