If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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