did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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