is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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