And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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