Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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