Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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