Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I think a kid would responsible me up
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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