yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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