i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize