Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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