love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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