Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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