It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Small penises have feelings too.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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