morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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