i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You need a sexual gate keeper
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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