Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
one might say we're banned from that church
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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