Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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