Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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