Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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