Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(443): View more from Maryland

I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?

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(212): View more from New York

lets start a swedish sibling band together

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(205): View more from Alabama

decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais

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(248): View more from Michigan

he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.

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(212): View more from New York

what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed

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Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.

(504): View more from Louisiana

This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

How was your night?

(508): View more from Massachusetts

I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party

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(224): View more from Illinois

Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.

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