Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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