i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
